whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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