We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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