Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I don't think brook has ever known best
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Randomize
