ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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