Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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