we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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