So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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