Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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