so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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