And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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