Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Randomize
