Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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