i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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