roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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