We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Randomize
