Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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