So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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