ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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