that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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