I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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