So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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