I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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