Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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