But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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