My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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