My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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