did you get engaged???
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
