I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
