So drunk its hurt
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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