she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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