if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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