we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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