I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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