this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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