Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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