What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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