Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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