It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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