We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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