Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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