she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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