That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
