she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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