Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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