erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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