i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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