i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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