This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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