she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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