At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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